Welcome to Conflicks – Revolutionary Space Battles my friends! In this first entry, I take the helm of the Non-Such and its captain, Wilbur Pitbottom, in a quest to win the heart of a girl by doing missions for money. Seriously, that’s the road this game is going down. I don’t talk much because this game actually makes me nervous due to how stringently real time it is. Like, I can’t even give orders while paused, which just stresses me out. I enjoyed myself, but still, ack, stress! Thanks for watching!